The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,
“You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law
Blond goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She says to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.’ The salesman shows her several patterns then he asks her what size curtains do you need ? The blond promptly replies, ‘Seventeen inches.
Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his Mate when a lorry went by loaded up with Rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘I gonna do that When I win the lottery’
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression made worse by the fact that, from the next room
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church.
‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate