A couple was going out for the evening. They’d gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives. However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house. They don’t want the dog shut in the house
This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s true? John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
A plane was on its way to Melbourne when a blond in Economy Class got up, moved to the First Class section and sat down. The Flight attendant watched her do this and asked to see her ticket. She then told the blond passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’ and possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.’