Husband Puts The Dog Out

Husband Puts The Dog Out

A couple was going out for the evening. They’d gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives. However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house. They don’t want the dog shut in the house

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Blond Moves From Economy To 1st Class

Blond Moves From Economy To 1st Class

A plane was on its way to Melbourne when a blond in Economy Class got up, moved to the First Class section and sat down. The Flight attendant watched her do this and asked to see her ticket. She then told the blond passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.

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Irishmen Lost at Sea

Irishmen Lost at Sea

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.

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Why I fired my Secretary

Why I fired my Secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’ and possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.’

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