Blond goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She says to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.’ The salesman shows her several patterns then he asks her what size curtains do you need ? The blond promptly replies, ‘Seventeen inches.
A plane was on its way to Melbourne when a blond in Economy Class got up, moved to the First Class section and sat down. The Flight attendant watched her do this and asked to see her ticket. She then told the blond passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.