She says to the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.’ The salesman shows her several patterns then he asks her what size curtains do you need ?
The blond promptly replies, ‘Seventeen inches.
”Seventeen inches?’ asked the salesman.
‘That sounds very small, what room are they for !?’
The blond says, ‘they aren’t for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.’
The surprised salesman replies, ‘But Miss, computers do not need curtains!’
The blond says: ‘Helloooooo …. mine has Windows