Feb 022011

A plane was on its way to Melbourne when a blond in Economy Class got up, moved to the First Class section and sat down.

The Flight attendant watched her do this and asked to see her ticket.

She then told the blond passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.

The blond replied, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful,I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!”
The flight attendant went into the cockpit and told the pilot and co-pilot that there was a blond bimbo sitting in First Class who belonged in Economy who wouldn’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot went back to the blond and tried to explain that, because she only paid for Economy, she was only entitled to an Economy seat and she would have to return to her original seat.
The blond replied, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!”
Exasperated, the co-pilot told the pilot that it was no use and he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the blond, because she wouldn’t listen to reason.
“You say she’s blond? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blond, so I can speak blond!” said the pilot.
The pilot went back to the blond, and whispered in her ear.
She said, “Oh I’m sorry – I had no idea”, then got up and moved back to her seat in Economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot were amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied, ‘I told her, First Class isn’t going to Melbourne ‘.


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